HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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