Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
