do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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