I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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