After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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