so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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