HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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