I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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