Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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