Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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