i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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