Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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