bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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