I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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