I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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