I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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