is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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