I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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