If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Found your dick twin last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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