a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
What drink are we having for lunch?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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