Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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