:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They are going to name an STD after you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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