Three words: puerto rican gang bang
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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