Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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