Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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