No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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