Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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