I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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