its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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