addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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