This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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