worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
as a side note pls kill me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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