is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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