Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
DRUNK COOKIES
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