dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Randomize
