Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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