did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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