how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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