3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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