it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Someone shattered a urinal.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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