I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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