i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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