i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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