..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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