he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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