is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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