I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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