Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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