Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I sprained my soul last night
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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