In the future we'll all be gay
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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