Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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