Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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