Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He shit in the fireplace
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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